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Type: Comedian Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Date of Birth: December 26, 1927 Date of Death: May 9, 2004 Nationality: American Find on Amazon: Alan King Related Authors: Steven Wright Josh Billings Groucho Marx W. C. Fields Mitch Hedberg James Thurber Rodney Dangerfield George Carlin |
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?
Alan King If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books. Alan King Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers. Alan King You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet. Alan King |
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