Alan Coren Quotes

Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear.
Alan Coren

Democracy, After, Hear

I wonder sometimes if manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.
Alan Coren

Fool, Two, Sometimes

Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by.
Alan Coren

Snow, Give, Remember

Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we should have people standing in the corner of our room.
Alan Coren

Television, Room, Standing

The Act of God designation on all insurance policies; which means, roughly, that you cannot be insured for the accidents that are most likely to happen to you.
Alan Coren

God, Happen, Cannot

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Biography

Nationality: British

Type: Writer

Born: June 27, 1938

Died: October 18, 2007

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