Alan Coren Quotes

Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear.
Alan Coren

I wonder sometimes if manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.
Alan Coren

Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by.
Alan Coren

Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we should have people standing in the corner of our room.
Alan Coren

The Act of God designation on all insurance policies; which means, roughly, that you cannot be insured for the accidents that are most likely to happen to you.
Alan Coren

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Alan Coren Quotes

Type: Writer Quotes Category: British Writer Quotes Date of Birth: June 27, 1938 Date of Death: October 18, 2007 Nationality: British Find on Amazon: Alan Coren Related Authors: Jane Austen Mary Wollstonecraft Arthur Conan Doyle James Herriot Isaac D'Israeli Alan Moore J. B. Priestley Philip Pullman Lawrence Durrell	Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear. Alan Coren I wonder sometimes if manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things. Alan Coren Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by. Alan Coren Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we should have people standing in the corner of our room. Alan Coren The Act of God designation on all insurance policies; which means, roughly, that you cannot be insured for the accidents that are most likely to happen to you. Alan Coren