Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.
Abe Lemons

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.
Abe Lemons

I don't have any tricky plays, I'd rather have tricky players.
Abe Lemons

I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick.
Abe Lemons

It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.
Abe Lemons

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good.
Abe Lemons

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
Abe Lemons

There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.
Abe Lemons

You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.'
Abe Lemons