Any sufficiently badly-written science is indistinguishable from magic.
Aaron Allston

Definition of 'Free': You pay for it whether or not you elect to receive it.
Aaron Allston

Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone's satisfaction.
Aaron Allston

I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can't get paid to be smart.
Aaron Allston

I'm content to stand on tradition. I'm even more content to wipe my feet on it.
Aaron Allston

If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain?
Aaron Allston

Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.
Aaron Allston

Life is like an analogy.
Aaron Allston

Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way.
Aaron Allston

No one pays me to be nice.
Aaron Allston


The analysis of the thing is not the thing itself.
Aaron Allston

The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.
Aaron Allston

The principle of Sturgeon's Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap.
Aaron Allston

The way to a man's heart is through his chest.
Aaron Allston

There are two types of people in the world, and I'm one of them.
Aaron Allston

This would not be a problem if I were driving a snowplow.
Aaron Allston

Violence is the first refuge of the violent.
Aaron Allston

When all else fails, complicate matters.
Aaron Allston

Where can I get some tat? I'd like to trade it in.
Aaron Allston