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Type: Comedian Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Date of Birth: July 8, 1952 Nationality: American Find on Amazon: A. Whitney Brown Related Authors: Steven Wright Josh Billings Groucho Marx W. C. Fields Mitch Hedberg James Thurber Rodney Dangerfield George Carlin |
A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.
A. Whitney Brown I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest. A. Whitney Brown I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown I'm not an athiest. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me. A. Whitney Brown Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait. A. Whitney Brown That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you. A. Whitney Brown The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down. A. Whitney Brown |
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